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  • “Do you think maybe he’s compensating for something?” – Shrek.
  • “I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.”- Donkey.
  • “Hey! I’m no one’s messenger boy, all right? I’m a delivery boy.” – Shrek.
  • “You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super fly, but I bet you aren’t never seen a donkey fly.”- Donkey.
  • “This is gonna be fun. We’ll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles.” – Donkey.
  • “He hoofed unt he poooffed unt he… signed an eviction notice.” – Little Pig.
  • “Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.” – Lord Farquaad.
  • “Okay, let me get this straight: you gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad’ll give you back your swamp, which you only don’t have ‘cos he filled it full of freaks in the first place, is that about right?” – Donkey.
  • “Donkey, two things okay? Shut… up.” – Shrek.
  • “Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns .  Blue flower, red thorns. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn’t color-blind!” – Donkey.
  • “A girl dragon… Oh, sure, I mean of course you’re a girl dragon! You’re just reeking of feminine beauty and… Hey, what’s the matter with you, you got something’ in your eye?” – Donkey.
  • “I’m not a puppet. I’m a real boy.” – Pinocchio.
  • “Lord Farquaad: Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can’t catch me, I’m the Gingerbread Man. 14. “Before this is over, I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitching’.” – Donkey.
  • “Oh, what large teeth you have. I mean white sparkly teeth, I know you probably hear this all the time from your food but you must bleach or something, ’cause that’s one dazzling smile you got there and do I detect a hint of minty freshness?”- Donkey.
  • “Please. I don’t want to go back there. You don’t know what it’s like to be considered a freak… Well, maybe you do, but that’s why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay!” – Donkey.
  • “C’mon, princess, you’re not that ugly. All right, you are ugly. But you’re only like this at night. Shrek’s ugly 24/7.” – Donkey.
  • “Really, it’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?” – Lord Farquaad.
  • “What are you doing in my swamp?” – Shrek.
  • “Don’t die, Shrek. And if you see any long tunnels, stay away from the light!” – Donkey.
  • “Aright, nobody move. I’ve got a dragon and I’m not afraid to use it.” – Donkey.
  • “Wow that was really scary and if you don’t mind me saying, if that don’t work, your breath will certainly get the job done, ’cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something ’cause your breath stinks!” – Donkey.
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